Dog Face....

So I was over at my friends house and one of their sons was grilling some elk steak and was complaining that the dog was bothering him. So I went outside to play fetch with their dog (it's a boxer)and I didn't put my shoes back on cause I knew there was enough cement I could stand on.......their son forgot to mention the fact he just washed his truck and it was soaking wet! Anyway, the dog liked this sloberific football. So I just kicked it and the dog would bring it back. One time the dog didn't wait for me to kick it and I kicked the dog in the face! You could see the teeth prints in the bruise on my foot! The bruise is right where you would kick a soccer ball. So needless to say I think of there dog every time I put my shoe on, especially if I am in a hurry and shove on my shoe ( I feel it for a few minutes). It should be gone in a few days...hopefully.

Who knew??

So the other week I was sewing and I was making a button hole for the first time, so I guess I was to close to the sewing machine and the thread uptake lever (hook at the top of the sewing machine)pulled in one of my hairs and threaded it through the machine! It hurt soo bad! The girl sitting beside me was cracking up and my teacher looked at me like I just shot her dog or something, I guess she never saw anything like that and she has been sewing for 35 years.....it didn't take me 2 months:) I didn't get my hair back, I had to cut it off.Good thing it was just one, now I pull my hair back when I use the sewing machines cause.."IT'S GONNA EAT ME!!!!"

The gravity affects of sleep.....

Yesterday during devotional I fell asleep and fell out of my chair! Luckily I wasn't wearing a skirt and I was close to the back; but I don't think I will ever sit on the end seat ever again.

Hot Stuff!

I stepped on a hot electrode the other week and didn't realize it. I felt something on the bottom of my boot and hit it off, but something still felt funny so I looked. There was an imprint of an electrode in the bottom of my boot (flux still included)!

Dad's Night Driving

sheila said...
I was driving w/ Dad @ night...a dangerous combination. As most of you know Dad always reminds me to keep BOTH hands located on the wheel, so I was returning the favor. Here was his comment to me: "Just b/c I can't see @ night, doesn't mean you can." ---which in case that's obscure was EXACTLY opposite of what he meant to say...Written w/ Dad's permission :)
November 28, 2007 4:16 PM

well, i guess i'll start

Well, I thought I'd be really fancy and book Becca's flight for her-to get back to school after Christmas break. So, i did the research and finally found a "good price" so I clicked that ticket and booked it as fast as I could! I forwarded her flight schedule to Mom, Dad & Allison. The next day I found an email from Dad -"isn't January 5th a little late for Christmas" -not that I understood it at first but after a few minutes reviewing Becca's flight-my stomach sunk so low -I felt sick instantly! I booked her flight BACKWARDS! (name the movie) It's resolved now & Becca didn't know about my clubfoot until after it was fixed-thanks, Mom.

calling all clubfoots. . .

Howdy, I have an official home for all your clubfoots . . . only one rule -you may only post your very OWN clubfoots. Let the stories begin!